ong before I first shake hands with master crossword
constructor Merl Reagle, he’s already tossed a word puzzle my way.
Exchanging e-mails in advance of my flight to Tampa, Florida, he
jumbles the name of my hotel and challenges me: What famous person
is an anagram of A RADISSON?
IRA, DON, SARA . . . I start tugging out some first names. RON,
RONA . . . I don’t know it yet, but I’ll have a chance to get even.
(I finally realize the answer is Diana Ross.)
Like many fans of Reagle’s playful, oddly observant and often
outrageously pun-filled Sunday crosswords, I’ve always wanted to
meet the prolific genius who constructs such great grids they often
wow even his peers. “Merl’s on just about everyone’s list of
favorite crossword constructors—including mine,” says puzzledom’s
current eminence, Will Shortz, editor of The New York Times
crossword puzzle. “Taken as a whole, his themes are consistently
fresher and funnier than anyone else’s. And he’s one of the greatest
puzzlemakers at interlocking words in intricate, wide-open patterns.
He doesn’t use computer assistance, either.” Reagle's puzzle
"Gridlock," which can be downloaded as a pdf by clicking
here (the solution can be downloaded by clicking
here), is widely hailed by puzzle aficionados as a masterwork, a
dazzlingly difficult, thematically elegant intersection of three
vertical 21s with three horizontal 21s. In puzzling parlance, a
great grid.
Moreover, the 53-year-old Reagle has successfully solved the big
puzzle. He’s one of a handful of constructors, at best, able to make
a living solely by creating and cluing crosswords. No small
challenge, considering that the prestigious New York Times pays $100
for a 15-by-15 square daily crossword and $350 for a 21-by-21 Sunday
grid. Most crossword gigs pay a good bit less.
With the assistance of his wife, Marie, Reagle has successfully
branded his distinctive puzzles by self-syndicating them. In
addition to The San Francisco Chronicle (his puzzles have
been published in a San Francisco newspaper every Sunday since
October 1985), Reagle’s puzzles, many of them laugh-out-loud funny,
now also appear in The Los Angeles Times, The
Philadelphia Inquirer and The Hartford (Connecticut)
Courant—12 papers in all. Some years back, he clued readers
to pencil in the bunched words AVONTWOBUY and CHOREKNACK. In the
middle of the grid he clued for DRACULA. (Say aloud the first two
word combinations with a thick Transylvanian accent and you’ll begin
to appreciate Reagle’s ransacking of the English language.) He makes
the bulk of his money, a handsome six-figure income, by leveraging
his name and, nearly alone in the industry, retaining the rights to
his puzzles, which he resells in book form under his own imprint,
PuzzleWorks.
But a cleverly themed Sunday puzzle every week—how does he do it?
For one thing, his puzzling pilot light is always on, his
lightning-quick, weirdly wired mind constantly registering and
assessing the playful and comedic possibilities in popular culture
and everyday objects. Even the blackberry jam I spread on my morning
muffin is fair game, I learn in the wake of meeting Reagle for
breakfast at his normal haunt, where he often begins a puzzle in a
pencil-drawn 21-by-21 grid on a sheet of graph paper.
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Signed copies of Merl Reagle’s Sunday
crossword anthologies, Volumes 1–9 (excluding No. 7) are
available online at http://www.sundaycrosswords.com/, or by
sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Crosswords, Box
15066-D, Tampa, Florida 33684.
Test your crossword skills! Download
"Gridlock" by Merl Reagle. Puzzle
pdf Solution
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He arrives dressed in a navy blue polo shirt, blue slacks and
sneakers, carrying his traveling office: a couple of spiral
notebooks and a boxy leather bag chock-full of his tools of the
trade. He has a full head of dark brown hair and a full beard, and
flashes a perpetually reappearing smile. He orders “the
usual”—written by the waiter as Merl’s Fetish, a feta cheese omelet
with egg whites, tomatoes instead of potatoes, cantaloupe in place
of toast. And hot water—to pour atop a tea bag brought from home, as
today he prefers his own strawberry-kiwi to the restaurant’s
selection.
Reagle’s bag contains a tape recorder for saving his wry,
behind-the-wheel observations (maybe a street sign, NEIGHBORHOOD
WATCH, which rattles around in his mind and emerges, “So, Tarzan,
how come you and Jane aren’t skinny-dipping anymore in the
backyard?”) until he can write them in his notebook of choice, a
pocket-sized annual diary, the first three months of which have
captured potential sparks of puzzle themes. Perhaps a growing list
of celebrity spoonerisms—DICK CLARK to CLICK DARK, as in turning off
a light switch; and THELONIOUS MONK to MELONIOUS THUNK, the sound a
cantaloupe makes when you hit it. Or perhaps famous people’s
favorite Chinese dishes—home run slugger Mark McGwire’s being
BATCRACKSOONDUCK.
Merl Reagle was 6 when he constructed his first crossword
puzzle—interlacing the names of several of his classmates. “I
thought I invented the crossword,” he laughs. A bookish kid who read
the dictionary for fun, he easily traces the roots of his puzzling
prowess. “If I’d gotten my dad’s brains and my mother’s sense of
humor I’d be nowhere,” he says.
At the urging of a seventh-grade teacher in Tucson, Arizona,
Reagle started submitting crosswords to The New York Times, and his
first puzzle was published in the Times in 1966 when he was 16.
Until just recently, when nudged aside by a 15-year-old constructor,
Reagle held the distinction of being the youngest crossword
constructor ever published in the Times. Approaching 1,000 Sunday
grids later, this three-time TV-game-show writer has matured into
perhaps the nation’s most prolific puzzle constructor, a one-man
crossword factory.
“I’ve always felt that if you take the gags out of my puzzles
they still have to work as humor,” says Reagle, explaining in part
why many of his puzzles remain so firmly in his mind that even years
later he can call up examples of his themed answers. For instance,
THATSASTEWPOTIDEA and FANNYFIRMER, which appeared in a puzzle called
“Cookbooks I’d Like to See.” “It’s very similar to Mad Magazine or
David Letterman’s Top 10 List, only I have to keep it clean and it
has to obey certain rules,” he says.
Wry observations (“jumbo shrimp” and “military intelligence”)
that comedian George Carlin might stitch into stand-up, Reagle lays
flat but still effervescent on the page. “PALM SPRINGS. ‘Slinkies,’
right?” he says, chuckling at his peculiar perception. “Or
GLADALLOVER. ‘What happens when a storage bag factory explodes?’”
Maybe he was, as he likes to say, born to fit words into grids. For
his 50th birthday, he hid his vowel-filled name in crossword answers
like HAMMERLOCK and FETZER EAGLE PEAK MERLOT.
On the way out of the restaurant, Reagle spies the word OCEANS on
the eatery’s daily blackboard trivia question. Without breaking
stride, he asks, “What kind of watercraft is an anagram of OCEAN?”
(Canoe.)
He’s become so adept at anagrams that he offers me a bar bet that
has padded his wallet plenty over the years. “Give me six common
six-letter words, each one scrambled up, like the Daily Jumble. If I
can’t unscramble them all in 10 seconds, I’ll give you 20 bucks. If
I can, you give me 10 bucks.”
“You’re on,” I say, and when I rejoin him later to watch him
construct a puzzle, I hand him the following list: SUCMOU, SEHECE,
DSIARP, MOAGBL, MRIPEE, ESHRAE. I eye my watch as he gets the first
word (mucous) and the second (cheese) in two ticks of the second
hand. Tick. Tick. Tick. He jumps to word number four. Gets it
quickly (gambol)—and five (empire) and six (hearse) equally fast. By
the time he finally says the third word (rapids), 17
seconds have elapsed. Reagle fishes a 20 out of his wallet and hands
it to me. Somehow, I feel better about “Diana Ross.” Knowing that
late this year he and Marie will announce a nationwide crossword
contest to benefit efforts to beat Alzheimer’s disease, I return the
bill, telling him to add the $20 to the money they’ll raise from
entry fees.
Reagle generally does the bulk of his puzzle construction behind
closed blinds in a bedroom-turned-office in his Tampa ranch house on
Lake Butler. On his computer screen, he has begun by entering the
theme words of his next puzzle in likely locations. Running the
entire width of the puzzle in the third row of spaces, he’s typed in
BLACKBERRIESCORNSYRUP. Three lines down, he’s entered the following
21 letters: HIGHFRUCTOSECORNSYRUP. Three spaces up from the bottom,
this familiar horizontal string appears: SEEDLESSBLACKBERRYJAM.
Gadzooks! (Now I’m thinking in crosswordese, where as a rule, the
higher the Scrabble letter point count, the better the word.) Reagle
has turned my little plastic tub of restaurant fruit preserve into a
puzzle called “How Sweet It Is.” I spot this combination of phrases
on three separate lines in the center of the grid:
WITHANAMELIKE
YOUKNOWWHAT
ITHASTOBEGOOD
Many crossword constructors rely heavily on a computer program,
called Crossword Compiler, to help them fill their grids. Reagle
does so only rarely, so trained is his mind to perceive words and
phrases in snippets of letters and hold many possible fills in mind
while he logically works a small section of a puzzle in his head.
Such as the spaces under the last four letters of SYRUP (see Grid
1).
“The easiest thing to do is to use lots of S’s, especially at the
ends of the words,” Reagle says. “Thus, it’s very tempting to use
that lower P as the first letter of POSSESS, allowing three of the
four Down words to end in S [see Grid 2]. But S’s can be crutches,
and while that fill is certainly acceptable, it lacks
oomph.
“The two critical areas in this corner are the two Down words
starting with HY and U, simply because there are so few
possibilities.
“The most interesting four-letter U word I know is UTAH, because
there are so many colorful ways to clue it. That would put an H as
the sixth letter of the P word going across, and ordinarily that
would be a tough go—there aren’t too many P_ _ _ _H_ words—but since
my head is sort of an instant word-cruncher, I can see almost
immediately that PIRANHA will work, and that HYDRA will fall right
in with it [see Grid 3], and size up rather quickly that this corner
is doable with those words as anchors.
“Then it’s just a matter of filling in what’s left. Not a single
S in sight, and lots of vibrant, colorful words to boot.”
After completing the entire grid, in about an hour and a quarter,
Reagle spots a problem. Below the first W in his theme phrase,
YOUKNOWWHAT, he has written HAT, meaning that the word WHAT is
repeated, overlapping, in the puzzle. A crossword no-no. He begins
this particular fix by altering the second WHAT to WHAP, in the
middle of the grid, which creates a cascade of changes all the way
down to the far left corner. Just another day at the office.
Generally, Reagle takes a break after filling a grid, but for my
benefit, he starts cluing his puzzle immediately, invoking Alfred
Hitchcock. “Hitchcock loved to plot his movies but actually hated to
shoot them,” he says. “Cluing for me is fun, up to a point, if it’s
going well.” He begins with the first of his theme answers, 23
Across: “Ingredients No. 1 and No. 2.”
Soon it’s on to the rest of the clues, staring in the upper
left-hand corner of the grid with 1 Across (WISER). “More like
Merlin,” he says aloud as he types. CROC he clues as “Capt. Hook
nemesis.” Explains Reagle, “That’s why he had the hook, and
‘captain’ abbreviated implies the shortened form of ‘crocodile.’”
The fill for 20 Across is NEAT. “Um . . . ‘Apple-pie order.’” VOILA.
“Let’s see . . . ‘Lid remover’s exclamation.’” AID he clues as
“First follower?” Having already embellished his clues with
alliteration, literary allusion and metaphor, Reagle employs a
riddle—“It may ring or have a ring”—to dial up the difficulty in
coming up with the common word EAR.
Crossword puzzles, it seems, are Merl Reagle’s way of emptying
his mind of its incessant drumbeat of words and letters and the
humor and linguistic happenstance he divines all around him like a
pop-culture savant. It’s clear why the medium appeals to him. But
why do so many of us like to solve them? Reagle has obviously
puzzled over this question himself.
“There are several reasons,” he says. “One: The people who like
to do crossword puzzles like to get their brains started in the
morning, and they often say that a crossword puzzle, with coffee,
kick-starts their brain. That’s why the daily puzzles are smaller,
so you can do them and go. Two: There’s something, I think, about
empty squares that you have to fill in that has some sort of
irresistible draw to the human mind.
“Another reason,” he continues. “The American taste and the
worldwide taste for mystery stories, anything with a surprise
ending. A crossword puzzle is a little mystery. You’re trying to
figure out little clues, it’s going someplace, there’s often some
little fillip, some little surprise at the end. Finally, people say
crosswords help them exercise their mind in the same
[health-promoting] way they exercise their body—they think they’re
keeping Alzheimer’s away.”
If that’s indeed the case, in the year 2050 Merl Reagle will
probably be burying his name in a 100th-birthday puzzle.
Before he moved to Mountain Lakes, New
Jersey, John Grossmann regularly curled up with Merl Reagle’s
crossword courtesy of the Sunday Philadelphia
Inquirer.